Thursday, September 10, 2009

Texting Whoas and Hos by Ti'a and Mabel

Scene: Rachel's kitchen table and living room.

Time: 9 pm-ish
Characters: Ti'a and Mabel-why am I not surprised?
Background: Jun is upstairs with Amiri and Malachi, Ti'a is watching the US Open, but wants to watch "Changeling" on DVD with someone, and Mabel is busy farming online in the kitchen. It's been a long Labor Day. Mabel has just announced to Ti'a that she finally got a txt msg plan, since Rachel and Ti'a looovvvve to text to her instead of calling. Ti'a relays the information that he discovered that he texts over 100 times a day. It has been about 2 weeks since Rachel shared some of her ringtones from her blackberry via bluetooth with Ti'a. Mabel's phone was unable to receive the shared ringtones.
Mabel is also obsessed with online farming on FB.

SPOKEN approx 9:05
Ti'a: Mabel, I want to watch "Changeling", hurry up!
Mabel: Just a minute, I'm almost done planting my new crops.
Ti'a: Okay, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette and then we're gonna watch Angelina!
Mabel: Okay, okay. I've gotta use the bathroom then I'll be there.

Ring ring ding a ring ding a ring (generic phone tone to indicate a text msg has been received on Mabel's phone.)
Ti'a to Mabel 9:14p->Computer ho!
Mabel to Ti'a 9:16->U would know ole hoe
Ti'a to Mabel 9:17p->Changeling ho!
Mabel to Ti'al 9:17p->Change your diaper ho
Ti'a to Mabel 9:44p->Changel!
Mabel to Ti'a 9:49p->Tennis ball ho
Ti'a to Mabel 9:49p->Lmao toilet ho!
Mabel to Ti'a9:51p->100 Per day Texting ho
Ti'a to Mabel 9:52p->Late txt msg plan having ho!
Mabel to Ti'a 9:54p->Pay as you go cricket phone ho
CRAZY TI'A LAUGHTER ENSUES FOR TWO MINUTES...Plus, Ti'a has to give Mabel a high five for a good comeback
Ti'a to Mabel 9:56p->scared to death to get a text cuz of overage charges ass ho lol
Mabel to Ti'a 9:59p->Can't get a contract cause me and all my sisters owe the phone company ass ho
Ti'a to Mabel 9:59p->No ringtone default tmobile ring ho lol
Mabel to Ti'a 10:00p->Blue tooth is the only way i can get ring tones ho
Ti'a to Mabel 10:02p->Fake blackberry strawberry ass ho

Gotta love that lil ho...


Margaret said...

i love that ho's laugh....i can hear it in your writing. thanks mei.